March 8th, 2010


Good Morning, Mr. Hex

Good morning, Hexapuma.

Your mission today is to travel in a mock Faraday cage through the potentially dangerous streets of Winslow and Waterville to the lair of one Dr. Slack, who has inside information regarding the effects of certain operations on the ears of felines and will correlate the known information about your own recent activities in Portland with the observable situation now extant.

You will remain calm, and facing certain somewhat uncomfortable indignities like ear-swabbing with minimum evasive maneuvering will permit you to make a quick run from the lair and back across the bridge, where you will head for a safe house and the cat couch.  This mission will not be charged against your paper route money.

Be advised to go light on breakfast and plan on a long nap in the afternoon.